Have you ever heard when people use this line while praying, "as our faces are different, so is our heart desire" well, the person that invented that word should have added, "so is our agenda in church different"  because of a truth, not all that go to church, went for the service to praise God.
  
Below is the list of people you will meet in Campus fellowship

1. The fashionistas -
These people top my list, I'm not saying its bad for us to dress well to church, but when it becomes the main reason for being in church, then you'll have to receive sense... They are of various types, the one that always stand up to shout, the ones that can pay offering more than once, the ones that loves siting in front and the ones that come late just to be viewed by the fuller house, all in the name of show casing their wardrobe oops ghana-must-go.
...and why will a girl put her heel in a bag, wear sandals to church entrance the change to heel? Is it a gate pass? And why would a guy be wearing dark shades inside a church auditorium? Are you expecting the reply of Jesus' transfiguration?

2. The gossipers
These ones are next, 90 per cent of people in this group are females (no offence tho), all they do is gossip and criticize other people, from fashion sense to how they dance, wrong make up or even that the girl is forming (holi holi). Nobody, even the pastor can evdays their criticism, and they always seat at the back. The funny thing is that most of them are not Even beautiful or porch, they just have low self esteem....

3. The spiritual mediocres
All these ones can pray and speak in tongues for Africa, they can even speak in tongues during praises or even offering.(I'm not saying its bad oo), but most of them just put up these act to earn cheap respect and position. What annoys me most is that these same set of people would also be the first to rain insults on a cab driver or even be the first to be at club joker...

4. The cool and charismatic peeps
These are the people that really came to worship God, the do things moderately, in line with the spirit, most of them are not really the 'swaggy' type, but they sure know how to command respect.

5. The lukewarm
These are the people that were forced to church, they are mostly the new converts, they will just be 'looking' during service, if you like say 'praise the lord' 1 million times, they will be looking like camera, most of them don't have bibles and the only thing they do right altogether is to share the benediction...

6. The socialites
I don't know where they come from, they know virtually everyone in the fellowship, and it takes just 2mins to famz with a new convert, they always have something to say to everyone. Most of them are charismatic but most of them make the next list.

7. The fishermen
I bow for these people, they are more of guys, their main aim is to get a girlfriend in every service days, they don't mind putting up with the attributes of the previous lists, when they famz you, next up is for you pple to see at night class and then you people will start doing extra fellowship. I pity them sha....

8. The waka waka
All these ones will be walking up and down like they are looking for their misplaced destiny or CGPA, they go in and out distracting both themselves and others too, most of them actually do this to get noticed sha...

9. The noise makers
Have you heard the chants like ' cu nifes your fada! ' 'who cares!' And lot's more? Well, these set of people are the pioneers, their aim in fellowship is just to shout and make every where lively, they normally don't come with bible or Notepads.
They'll not understand pastor o, but they will be shouting,
' shoot me pastor'
'shook me with the word sir'
'ride on pastor (like say na bike man)'
'oh my God'
'tell them'
'tell me something'
'oil day your head'
'I hear that one!'
and many more, if you ask them what pastor said that's making them enthusiastic, they'll just smile and face front again...

10. The dancers
The only part of the bible they know is the part that said David danced almost naked! , we normally sing when the spirit of the lord is upon my life, I'll dance like David danced, but they don't even need the spirit to start dancing, they don't care who's around before dancing, the funny thing is that they can actually dance to worship songs!

11. The late comers
If i don't add my set to this list, thunder may fire me, I still wonder why they (we ) come late, they are always coming late, whether the service is 7am or even 9pm because time is irrelevant, they must just come late, the funny thing is that a larger part of them don't always have candid reasons for coming late...
I'm still of the opinion that if rapture takes place, all these ones may cause God to do a second batch due to late rapturing ..lol