To fart in public is interesting but if you are caught, it can be very embarrassing. so just follow these guidelines & you are on your way to being a star in this exercise.

1. When you enter a hall, check the wind direction, if its a closed hall with AC, better. Maximum impact.

2. Make sure you face the wind direction.

3. Make sure you have enough space between your legs. U will soon know why.

4. Form Ajebor by crossing your legs every now & then.

5. When you are ready to carry out your exercise, try to hold it till the time the hall is noisy in case your fart is the type that sounds like AK47.

6. Now carefully cross your leg, right over left.

7. Elevate the right butt.

8. Release small (sound check)

9. If there is no sound, allow the fart to flow steady.

10. Allow time for proper circulation.

NOTE:
1. Make sure you are not the first person to complain.

2. When people start to shout “Chai!!! E no go better for the person wey do dis kind thing, ” simply contribute by asking “why the person who fart won't respect the presence of others?”

3. Do not complain more than others or you’ll become a suspect.

4. Quietly leave the area and relocate to another zone then repeat the exercise!